This is what happens when you take it from me…This is what happens when I take it from you…

This is what happens when I get full…

And this what I’ll say to you when you say to me to stop eating…

and this is what my face will look like if you want food from me…

and this will happen if you’re offering food to me…

I just love food! ♥

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted

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likeakingitakethecrown:

luxurychiic:

calins:

wundur:

dare-to-dance:

coconuts-rhum:

HOLY CRAP THIS IS A GIF

OMG

SCREAMING 

o__o

second time reblogging today idgaf

OMG I NEVER SEEN A GIF LIKE THIS OMG LET’S FANGIRL AJJSDKSAJDKSJDKS 

PERFECT

omg this is perfect

No I love this

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roberteugenebradley:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great.  We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

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consulting-meerkat:

sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:

outofthecavern:

I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.

I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.

DISNEYLAND.

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what-themath:

vardaesque:

kastiakbc:

luvindowney:

Tony Stark everybody

there is no more robert downey jr

there is only tony stark now

the transformation is complete

Love this man.

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tbhfag:

guilty-but-classy:

-nugget:

my-kala:

pr0ve:

how could you not reblog this.

Hardcore judging you if you don’t reblog this.

This is my favorite tattoo picture.

Forever reblog

wow

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clariiity:

a-red-panda:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

are you fucking retarded no its just a lightbulb falling on a mousetrap shut the fuck up 

Guys idk what the meaning is but if it is what the first person said you’re kind of proving it right. She said her idea and now you’re judging it, just like she said society would. 

woah^

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tibets:

Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit

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l0ngboardz:

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For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When he found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. He begged Mr. Burns for his old life back and put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked him where all of Maggie’s baby pictures went, he explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

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makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)